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Posted: April.04.07 at 1:37pm | IP Logged Quote dparker

How many techs does it take to change a light bulb?

 

5, one to change it, and 4 to say how they would have done it.



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Posted: April.04.07 at 3:43pm | IP Logged Quote LarryMueller

How do you tell if the stage is level?

The viola players have equal amounts of drool down both sides of their
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Posted: June.11.09 at 3:53pm | IP Logged Quote KMC46

How do you make an oboeist play A flat?

You take the batteries out of their tuner.
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Posted: June.12.09 at 6:11am | IP Logged Quote bassbrass

How many techs for a light bulb?
Sorry, Dr. Dan, it is five, but it's one to install, and four to fill out the environmental impact forms.


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Posted: June.12.09 at 6:13am | IP Logged Quote bassbrass

Q: What did the professional tuba player say on his big gig?
A:  "Do you want fries with that?"
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What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?


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What's the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards, if you've got a good arm.
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