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Posted: March.14.07 at 8:39am | IP Logged Quote admin

Thought this joke was one of the best musician jokes I've heard in a while:

        A conductor became very ill one evening just one hour before a concert and was unable to conduct.  The orchestra suddenly had to find a substitute and the only person who was willing step in and conduct was the 2nd oboe player.
        The 2nd oboe player conducted the concert and it was a great success.  The conductor remained ill the following 2 weeks and the 2nd oboe player conducted another concert, getting a standing ovation.
        At the next rehearsal, the conductor had recovered, and the 2nd oboe player took his place back in the orchestra.   As he sat down, the 1st oboe player asked him ''So, where've you been for the last two weeks?"
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Posted: March.14.07 at 6:18pm | IP Logged Quote LarryMueller

Yeh, yeh...

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Posted: March.14.07 at 6:25pm | IP Logged Quote admin

ROFL!!!  Woops.  Sorry 'bout that Larry!  
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Posted: March.14.07 at 6:36pm | IP Logged Quote LarryMueller

What do you call a saxophonist who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

What do you call a guy who hangs out with 3 musicians?

The drummer.

How many French hornists does it take to turn in a light bulb?

Just 1, but he cracks the first 10.
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Posted: March.20.07 at 2:51pm | IP Logged Quote bcain

How may drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... there's a machine that does that now.




Why is a bassoon more fun than an oboe?

It burns longer.
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Posted: March.21.07 at 9:42am | IP Logged Quote admin

This one's for you, Larry Mueller!!! 


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Posted: March.21.07 at 12:43pm | IP Logged Quote LarryMueller

Will trade a good used oboe for an apron and a tip jar.
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What did the professional tuba player say on his big gig?

"Do you want fries with that?"

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Posted: March.29.07 at 2:49pm | IP Logged Quote bcain

Michelle...

is that a real sign??

hilarious.


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Posted: March.30.07 at 11:52am | IP Logged Quote admin

Hi Ben,

I don't know.  I received the picture in an email.  It's so funny that I'm not sure I'd want to find out for fear of it not being real.

Michelle
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